da goveRNmint of da uNITED kindom

da onlime saffety rools - designed fur da chilren furst

thees rools r designed 2 proteckt da chilren throm da thing that kan bee mooniterred by pearents in stead off us (da governmint :-) )

hoe dos this wooork thouh???

yu wil need 2 sho us ur identifikashion in orda 2 hav a wank. doo not wory cityzins, we wil not be leeking ur peeenes to da americans




pee ess: we wil totaly not bee yoosing this 2 censor the gardian