da onlime saffety rools - designed fur da chilren furst
thees rools r designed 2 proteckt da chilren throm da thing that kan bee mooniterred by pearents in stead off us (da governmint :-) )
hoe dos this wooork thouh???
yu wil need 2 sho us ur identifikashion in orda 2 hav a wank. doo not wory cityzins, we wil not be leeking ur peeenes to da americans
pee ess: we wil totaly not bee yoosing this 2 censor the gardian